In our greed-filled never-ending quest to get more traffic to CelebNewsWire, we’ve been scouring our stats and discovered two things: readers like dames with no clothes on and they like pictures of babies. Which means that our fans are depraved perverts and also Jennifer Aniston. Today, People released the first pictures of the second offspring of Nicole Richie and her possible husband Joel Madden. This is our maiden peek at Sparrow Madden and we have to say we’re pretty disappointed. He doesn’t have a beak and brown wings, OR eyeliner, bell-festooned dreadlocks, and a pirate’s cap. Weak.
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