We're not naive. We know that rich people rarely ever actually go to jail, at least for really important things like murder. We like our incarcerated celebs to be convicted of things like DUI and driving on a suspended license. So we're not really surprised that a jury was unable to convict Phil Spector for Lana Clarkson's murder. And while we're a bit disappointed, there is an upside: another trial means more wacky Spector hair styles. We're hoping the next trial opens with dour-looking and be-suited Phil sporting the Coolio:
