Petra Nemcova Wears World's Sexiest Granny Panties

As much as we love the British press and their willingness to run any story, no matter how dubious, we also have a wee problem with them, as illustrated by Petra Nemcova over there. The Brits love the word raunchy so damn much that they seem to use it at any opportunity. To Americans, raunchy means dirty, nasty, involving Paris Hilton. To the Brits it seems to simply mean sexy, as the Daily Mail describes that photo over there as being from "raunchy shoots" for lingerie brand La Senza. Now maybe we're jaded, but Petra looks awfully covered up to us. She's living in a post Britney's bared beav world, not one in which Jayne Mansfield is the height of daring sexuality. There's not even a visible areola or a stray pubic hair. God, what a prude.