The life of a former child star is usually not a charmed one. Sure, every once in a while you'll get your Lindsay Lohans or your Liz Taylors or your Brooke Shieldseses. But for every kiddie actor who manages to make the switch to legitimate adult star (and we don't mean porn), there are five Dana Platos, Mackenzie Phillipses, or (God forbid) Joey Lawrences. That's why the curious case of Chris Knight is so fascinating. He was Peter Brady, he grew up, he was well-adjusted, he went on a reality show, and he ended up greasing up his model/TV star girlfriend at the Lingerie Bowl. Does not compute.
Wondering why Chris Knight looks so happy in these pics? Of course you're not wondering, it's fucking obvious: He's elbow-deep in grease, smearing it across the scarily well-formed buttocks and cleavage chasm of his real-life lady love, America's First Top Model Adrianne Curry. How did he find himself in such a position? I mean, all of America watched this dude's voice break on national television! He appeared, clad in elephant bells and a Nehru jacket, in the homes of millions! We're tearing at our hair with our hands, rolling on the ground and moaning. We don't understand. We don't understand.
Oh yeah, more Lingerie Bowl pics here.
And Adrianne, nude, at MrSkin.com.
