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A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Pete Wentz Into a Bar . . .

pete_wentz_douche.jpgPete Wentz is such a multi-talent. He plays bass! He produces! He designs hoodies for assholes! He busts nuts inside Ashlee Simpson's womb! He shows the internet his dick root! And he owns a bar. It's called Angels & Kings and it's in NYC and apparently, it's a great place to go if you're still in high school but want to get wasted. People says,

Pete Wentzís New York City bar, Angels & Kings, has temporarily been shut down for allegedly serving alcohol to minors. New York Police authorities closed the Manhattan East Village bar Friday amid reports that alcoholic drinks had been served to underage customers. The violations have been placed on the barís front door stating the venue has been ìclosed by court order.î

A spokesperson for Angels & Kings tells PEOPLE: ìThere was an outstanding legal issue which the owners are now working to correct.î

Honestly, what do you expect to happen? You open up a venue, blast Gym Class Heroes out the front of it, add a bunch of kids in butt-smugglingly tight purple jeans all texting in a line out front, and 15-year-olds are going to come creeping in. It's like going to Whitney Houston's house and sprinkling crack on her lawn.

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  1. Posted September 1, 2009 at 6:50 am | Permalink

    Very good question

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