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Cat Crack Fe-ver, Neer Neer Neeeeeer

pete_doherty_crack_cat.jpgChrist on a cracker, can we please put Pete Doherty in prison already? Please? Earlier, we reported that Pete Doherty's cat was found to have cocaine in its tiny, fluffy system. Now, the picture at left has surfaced, allegedly depicting Doherty getting the cat high with a crack pipe he designed specially for his feline friend. According to an article in The Sun:

Junkie Pete Doherty is snapped appearing to give his kitten crack ó from a mini-pipe he made specially for it.

Sickened pals who leaked the picture claimed the warped rocker regularly gets the pet smashed.

One added: ìIn Peteís mind it is the only one who understands him now.î

The Babyshambles frontmanís cat Dinger ó named after a slang term for a syringe ó had five kittens in April.

The friend said: ìOne in particular has borne the brunt of his drug abuse. Pete thinks itís hilarious to get it wasted. He even made a special mini-crack pipe out of a bottle so it can get the maximum hit. But the kitten is starting to get really bad withdrawal symptoms. It has lost some of its balance and takes huge risks jumping over things that are too high. It thinks it can fly. Itís really distressing to see.î

Michael Vick is suspended from the NFL for fighting dogs; can we suspend Pete from the human race for cracking up cats? After all, it was only a few months ago that we saw Pete feeding a joint to a penguin. He's not going to stop until the entire animal kingdom is all zorked out on dope, like the crazed sheep on The Simpsons' "Tomacco" episode. You'll try to take your kids to a petting zoo and the goats will be rocking and scratching weeping sores on their arms while the rabbits dance around with glowsticks.

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2 Comments

  1. Cheryl
    Posted September 9, 2007 at 12:33 pm | Permalink

    how does he manage to stay out of jail ???? this guy is sick !! How could he do this to an innocent animal ?

  2. Cheryl Mills
    Posted September 9, 2007 at 12:43 pm | Permalink

    will someone kill this guy and put him out of his misery ???how does he manage to stay out of jail ? how could he do this to an innocent animal ???

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