Penélope Cruz Did Not Make out with Her Sister. She Made out with Someone Who Looks Like Her Sister.

Eduardo Cruz does not want to be seen as the slightly more rock 'n' roll Enrique Iglesias. He wants to be seen as the slightly more rock 'n' roll Enrique Iglesias who fulfills his taboo childhood fantasies by having his super famous, super hot sister in his video making out with someone who looks like his marginally famous, super hot sister. E! Online reports:

Reports of Penélope Cruz and her sister, Mónica, making out in their younger brother’s new music video have been greatly exaggerated.

Well, more than exaggerated—the reports are wrong!

Just after Christmas, media outlets in Europe reported that singer Eduardo Cruz convinced his sisters to swap spit in the music video for “Cosas Que Contar,” the title track of his debut album. The story quickly spread through the blogoshere with headlines such as "Faux-Dyke Out" and "Cruz Incest Caught on Tape."

But I've got the real story. I can exclusively tell you the gal whom Penélope is smooching is actress Mía Maestro! While Mónica and Penélope appear in the video as two beauties dubbing a lesbian porn flick into Spanish as well as bathing-suit-clad guitar players, Penélope’s rep tells me there was absolutely no lesbian lip-locking screen time between the two.

Reports even went so far as to claim it was 22-year-old Eduardo’s idea for the smooch, because he always dreamed of watching his sisters get naughty with each other.

Both sisters do appear in the video, whispering lustily into bro's ears and looking like they want to eat his face for dinner. With their vaginas. Then way near the end, there are about two seconds of Penélope trying to eat Mía Meastro's face. With her mouth, unfortunately.




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Mía too.