And here we see Penelope Cruz, international star of the silver screen, with her impressively pneumatic body poured into an expensive bikini, relaxing in a villa in the south of France, next to her boyfriend, acclaimed actor Javier Bardem, fresh off of winning an Academy Award. You'd feel a little sick, a little angry, and plenty jealous, were you not to realize just how close Penelope had come to pricking her finger and signing a Scientological pact to turn herself over to a life of indentured servitude, wide-legged Armani trousers, and uterine duty to Tom Cruise. Instead of organic dinners and Best of Al Green CDs with Jenna Elfman and Leah Remini, Penelope is Euro-chilling with a bottle of $700 wine and a hunky man taller than 5'6". Huzzah!
Naked Pene for your pene. She takes it off at MrSkin.com.
