The idea of a young and beautiful actress in a G-stringy, thong type thing on the beach contorting herself into various and sundry positions sounds like a real feast for the eyes, doesn't it? A real corker. Hot stuff! Then you look at these shots of Paz Vega and it looks like she's screwing her face up with consternation and disgust while looking at her own vagina, and also like she may be squatting in the sand to defecate out a toddler. And you're like, "yep, a feast for the eyes, a real corker, hot stuff, etc."
See Paz Vega naked and minus the thong at MrSkin.com.