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Pax Jolie Gets Second New Name in a Month

Published April 25, 2007

joliepax.jpgWelcome to America, Pham Quang Sang! You must now call me "Mommy". And that man over there with the blonde hair and the blue eyes who looks like no one you've ever seen in your three years in Vietnam? That's your father. And here are your brother and sister, Maddox and Zahara. Oh, and that little blonde baby over there, what's-her-face. Anyway, welcome! I'm speaking at you in a language that sounds like allvkkdg lweicjjf neiblllsa to your foreign ears! Have some fried chicken! Here's a bucket of money! Now your name is Pax Jolie! No, wait, it's Pax Jolie-Pitt!

According to Us Weekly (via Celebrity Mound), Ang Jolie has filed to have brand new shiny son Pax's last name changed from Jolie to Jolie-Pitt.

In court documents obtained by Us Weekly, [Angelina] Jolie, 31, states that she is ìthe sole adoptive parent of the childî and is requesting the name change ìin order that her childís last name will incorporate and be combined with the last name of her partner and be the same as that of her other children.î

Yeah, whatever. That explanation is way too practical. What really happened was that Angelina realized that she hadn't adopted in six full weeks and started to get antsy, so to sate her orphan lust, Brad said she was allowed to change Pax's name to pretend that he was new and fresh.

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