Think your job sucks? Try being the man assigned to coat Paula Abdul's saggy face in a fresh coat of shellac every morning. You'd have to rush, rush (yeah, we're sorry, that was awful) to finish before she shook off her pill-inducing stupor, plus you'd always be wiping up trickles of drool. Page Six reports:
PAULA Abdul is always running late, as seen on her Bravo show, "Hey Paula" – but woe to her assistants if they don't get their jobs done on time. A spy says, "There's a salon chair in her house where she gets her hair and makeup done every day. She'll sit in it, set an alarm, and then, because she's on so many painkillers, pass out while her hair and makeup guy gets her ready for the day. When the alarm goes off she'll wake up, and God forbid the poor guy isn't done yet. All hell breaks loose." Abdul's rep said, "There's no alarm that I've ever seen."
We bet some days, when she's feeling a little feisty, Paula sets the alarm for ten minutes less than usual just to fuck with the guy. And as Mr. Makeup Man is moving along, using a mixture of heavy-duty Scotch tape and toothpicks to prop up Paula's eyes, she unexpectedly awakens and begins beating him about the head with a hot curling iron.
