Paris Hilton is rumored to be knocked up by her meatheaded moneybags fiance, Paris Latsis. What a fantastic idea! She shows up Nicole Richie by being the first to squeeze one out, locks in those Latsis billions and Tinkerbell gets a new playmate. Everybody wins!
The rumors were sparked by this photo:
Apparently, that eeny weeny 2 inch bulge vaguely protruding from her freakishly toddler-sized midsection is what constitutes a “baby bump” in this day and age. The entire staff of CelebNewsWire were sporting bigger guts the day after damming up our colons with the lovely cheese wheel JackÈe Harry’s people sent us. Anyway, frankly, we think it’s much more telling that she’s opting for a Jamba Juice instead of a vodka-and-blow cocktail or whatever her normal afternoon quaff may be.
Paris is naked. Very much so. At MrSkin.com.
