Paris Hilton has traded in her dog Tinkerbell for a younger, perkier model. Just like Paris Latsis will do in ten years when she-Parisís skin begins to sag and wrinkle and her bark becomes a little less enthusiastic.
Tinkerbell has been pawned off on Hiltonís mother, Kathy, and replaced with a new dog named Bambi. Explaining why Paris no longer loves her once adored pup, a friend said, "She only likes them when they're very small, and Tinkerbell got too big.î That statement could explain a lot of things about Parisís love life (Could she have dumped Nick Carter because of penile implants? Did we say that? No, we only implied it. Thereís a difference, lawyer guy.) but it only confuses us more when we think about the ongoing Paris/Nicole Richie feud. When Paris and Nicole were friends, Nicole looked like a normal human who ate a cheeseburger every once in a while. Now she looks like the fake girlfriend our brother tried to make out of empty pixie stick tubes and used chewing gum.
See Paris's Bambis at MrSkin.com.
