The hotel heiress - who was sent back to prison on Friday (08.06.07) after she was briefly released and put on house arrest for "medical reasons" - has stopped consuming any solids or liquids because she fears opportunist prison officers will take pictures of her relieving herself.You call it "toilet picture fears", we call it "typical Hollywood diet #6". Tomato, tomahto.
A source said: "At first she didn't eat or drink anything because she didn't want to have to use the toilet.
"She cried constantly which didn't help the dehydration."
"Today I told my attorneys not to appeal the judge's decision. While I greatly appreciate the Sheriff's concern for my health and welfare, after meeting with doctors I intend to serve my time as ordered by the judge.Seeing how Paris can barely string a complete sentence together without using the word "hott" or various sundry racial slurs, we're gonna bet she didn't write this. Luckily she has Statementbot 6000, a friendly, bespectacled robot up on world events, into whom she fed her original statement--"JAIL BAD!"--for translation into this eloquent, patriotic version. Similarly, this blog entry you're reading right now read "paris is so stupid!1!!!!!! she is ugly! hahaha she don't crap in jale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" before this translation. Thanks, Statementbot 6000!
This is by far the hardest thing I have ever done. During the past several days, I have had a lot of time to reflect and have already learned a bitter, but important lesson from this experience.
As I have said before, I hope others will learn from my mistake. I have also had time to read the mail from my fans. I very much appreciate all of their good wishes and hope they will keep their letters coming.
I must also say that I was shocked to see all of the attention devoted to the amount of time I would spend in jail for what I had done by the media, public and city officials. I would hope going forward that the public and the media will focus on more important things, like the men and women serving our country in Iraq, Afghanistan and other places around the world."
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Posted by: Lee | January 5, 2008 10:47 AM
No, ''Paris "HILTON wouldn't want to embarrass herself, Geez, then what would happen to her attention seeking whore like behavior. she would rather tell people that she doesn't take a SH*T she just pays somebody to do it for her!
Posted by: anonymous | February 25, 2009 12:10 PM