This past weekend, Paris Hilton hit LAX (the club, not the airport) and, ever industrious, she made up for the lack of stripper pole by grabbing onto this string of what appear to be ball bearings and gyrating like a ninny. And now that Britney is incapacitated by screwballery, Paris has stepped up to the plate to take another swing at her previous position of America's Most Cunny-Flashing. Click past the cut and take a mystical spirit journey back to three years ago.
The old cooter-in-nylon-casing trick. Very Aguilera. How 2008, Paris. But what's with the lady in the first shot? Is she making the goal post for that 6th grade game of "kicking" a "football" made out of folded tablet paper? The kicker best take heed with his aim, lest the wayward wedge miss its intended target and head straight for the terrifying chasm between Paris's legs. That's definitely something you won't want returned to you, like when you lent your G.I. Joes to the kid with lice.
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Paris shows it off at MrSkin.com.
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The hand gesture is the symbol for a twat whether she's referring to Paris or her actual twat who's to say.
Could be a herpe alert exposed pussy ahead.