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Paris Trades Nip Slips for Marvin Gardens

paris_lipstick_mouth.jpgNow that multiple births have replaced Strawberry Quik cocaine as Hollywood's drug of choice, the extracurricular activities of the rich and famous has changed as well. Going out to exclusive clubs and getting VIP bottle service and then doing a celebrity guest DJ night is so passe. The hot new haps is digging out the old Milton Bradleys and making a night of it. Reports our hard-hitting Uno referee, FemaleFirst:

Paris Hilton isn't the first celebrity to confess a love of games. Pregnant Jessica Alba recently revealed she has been spending hours playing family card game Apples to Apples, while Kanye West played classic children's game Connect Four on his European tour and even challenged Beyonce Knowles to a tournament."

Paris said: "When I was younger I loved to go out, but now that I'm in a really great relationship it's so much more fun to stay at home. We don't really like to go out. We have game night where friends come over and play Monopoly."

So she's swapped partying for Monopoly. What has she traded having indiscriminate sex for? Probably Cootie! since it's full of the buggy, crabby goodness for which her vagina is so infamous. Or maybe Parcheesi, if she's in a yeasty kind of mood.

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  1. Posted May 10, 2008 at 2:13 pm | Permalink

    I say she's major hott!!!!!

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