Hopefully, the Sex Tape Spoils Were Invested Wisely

Paris Hilton might be rich in nip slips, wonk eyes and mild mental retardation, but she's significantly more broke today, as she's been cut out of the Hilton family will. There goes 60 million clams! According to Australia's News.com:

Family patriarch Barron Hilton was already embarrassed by his granddaughter's wild behavior - notably when her home sex video was leaked on the internet.

But the 79-year-old considered her 23-day sentence last month the last straw, a Hilton biographer says. "He was, and is, extremely embarrassed by how the Hilton name has been sullied by Paris," says (a source). "He now doesn't want to leave unearned wealth to his family."

Barron Hilton, the only member of the family left with a sizeable stake in the huge hotel chain, has let it be known that he intends to donate the $2.4 billion he will gain from this month's sale of the company to the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation, the charity set up in the name of the founder of the family business.

It's awesome that crotchety old rich guys cutting relatives out of a will for whorish behavior actually happens outside of daytime soap operas. Hopefully, Barron Hilton really got his point across by tearing up the will with a flourish. Or lighting it on his cigar and then cackling as it dissolved into flames. And just as hopefully, he was wearing a monocle and waistcoat while doing it. Because if you're that rich, that's what you spend your money on. Antiquated, jaunty eyewear.



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