Rejoice! Paris Hilton has refuted claims that she is planning on adopting a midget army of Children of the Damned style blondes to make a skanky master race. According to our gossip class president, Female First, Paris says:
"People have said I'm adopting four blonde babies. That's retarded! I'm not. Maybe I will at some point in my life, but I want to have my own children first."
Aside from the obvious relief we feel upon hearing that Paris will yet not be responsible for the molding of youth, we're really into the fact that she's retired "That's hot" in favor of the new catchphrase, "That's retarded!" It will look especially kicky on a trucker hat in Swarovski crystals. Now at Kitson!
Paris, pre-MILF and naked as hell, at MrSkin.com.
