Sometimes we feel like we should pull a Lloyd Grove and banish Paris Hilton from our life. It would open up time to investigate the idiocy of lesser celebrities, and it would save us all those trips to the free clinic. But time and again Paris proves that she is the stupidest, most vacuous, most asinine celebrity around, so what can you do? You can't fight the seether.
The New York Daily News's Rush & Molloy report:
Paris Hilton has never been accused of depth. So our earwitness was not surprised during a private kabbala class when the leader asked the small group to give an example of a spiritual experience they'd had. "People told stories about relatives who'd passed away, or about nature, but when it came to Paris' turn, she said, 'Last week in Europe, I met a guy in a club, and he was so hot.' The rabbi, said, 'Yes, go on.' And Paris said, 'No, that was it. He was totally hot.'"
And this is a woman who is adored by twelve-year-old girls and who gets paid obscene amounts of money just to show her face at a club, say "That's hot," and attempt to hide the fact that she's adjourning to the ladies' every half hour for a bump. We might as well just end it now. God save our souls.
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