http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/paris_hilton_what_i_learned_esquire_maga.html Latest Celebrity News & Gossip Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:01:09 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/paris_hilton_what_i_learned_esquire_maga.html/comment-page-1#comment-2464 Killershoes Mon, 29 Dec 2008 03:48:24 +0000 http://www.celebnewswire.com/?p=18475#comment-2464 Well, with her stench water on, plus great wisdom, she attracted a great friend to her fine nightclub in her posh house to see her wonderful wealth stored up for her old age and they decided to steal her things.. how great was that? She's just too smart for everyone? Greasy streaks were found everywhere things were missing, but she ignored that clue, and well, I think it was also a planned removal of all her old crap, so she could make headlines and cash her insurance on buying some new things. HECK I bet she even had some obscure, overseas purchasers ready to take the old loot and get the insurance money too! She's a genius Well, with her stench water on, plus great wisdom, she attracted a great friend to her fine nightclub in her posh house to see her wonderful wealth stored up for her old age and they decided to steal her things.. how great was that? She's just too smart for everyone? Greasy streaks were found everywhere things were missing, but she ignored that clue, and well, I think it was also a planned removal of all her old crap, so she could make headlines and cash her insurance on buying some new things. HECK I bet she even had some obscure, overseas purchasers ready to take the old loot and get the insurance money too! She's a genius

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