You just know there are pearls of wisdom hidden in the cavities of Paris Hilton's brain. Kitson's return policy? Contact information for Us Weekly staffers? Which shade of mascara goes best with bottle blonde hair? Paris is your girl. And now thanks to an article in Esquire called "Paris Hilton: What I've Learned," you can dive in the depths of Paris's vast knowledge. Some highlights:
ï I put pheromones in a lot of my fragrances, and that attracts people to you. My new fragrance is called Fairy Dust. I'm dressed kind of like Tinkerbell.ï You may not be able to be hot when you're seventy-five in a conventional sense. Like, young people won't think you're hot. But your husband will, and so will people your own age.
ï Having a nightclub in your house really helps for having a party, because then you don't need to go out.
Wow, that last one just blew our mind. You know what else is helpful in a house? A kitchen. Because then you don't have to order take out every time you're hungry. Oh, and a bathroom. Because then you don't have to shit in the yard.
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Well, with her stench water on, plus great wisdom, she attracted a great friend to her fine nightclub in her posh house to see her wonderful wealth stored up for her old age and they decided to steal her things.. how great was that? She's just too smart for everyone? Greasy streaks were found everywhere things were missing, but she ignored that clue, and well, I think it was also a planned removal of all her old crap, so she could make headlines and cash her insurance on buying some new things. HECK I bet she even had some obscure, overseas purchasers ready to take the old loot and get the insurance money too! She's a genius