Oh, Tinseltown! That bastion of glamour, intrigue, and sauciness! Your starlets forever looking for a way to one-up themselves and each other. First with the nip slips, then with the sex tapes, then came the Underoo-free upskirt gyno shot. Although we were positive that there was nowhere to go from there, Christina Aguilera came along and raised the bar for all of us with her "nothin' but pantyhose and my pregnant poon". So one would assume that Nicole Richie, once a tabloid staple now relegated to Sitz baths and prenatal massages, might attempt the same. After the cut, see what went down. Downtown.
Pics via A Socialite's Life and Just Jared, in case the watermarks didn't tip you off.
Nicole Richie, pre-spermification, is at MrSkin.com.
And Paris is there, too. NAKED.
