The Hollywood Poop

Paris Hilton Spreads It Like Mayo

paris_hilton_car_upskirt.jpgThe advantages to owning a humorous sport car that has vertically-open, winglike doors, a la Paris Hilton's: get to pretend you're Marty McFly without the Parkinsons. Disadvantages: exiting at nearly ground level offers passersby a trans-body view of your tonsils by way of your splayed legs and spread crotch. We'll call this one a toss-up.

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