Everybody can stop worrying about the environment now. Stop composting your leftover chicken carcasses and go back to using real toilet paper instead of yesterday's newspaper. Paris Hilton has it taken care of. She'll save the whole world all by herself. The San Francisco Chronicle reports:
Paris Hilton is making a personal contribution to protecting the environment."I changed all the light bulbs to energy-safe light bulbs and I'm buying a hybrid car right now," the 26-year-old celebrity heiress said Wednesday.
Hilton said she turns off the lights, doesn't leave the TV on or the water running when she leaves her house.
"Little things that people can do every day to make a huge difference," she said.
Wow, it's a good thing Paris is dedicated to teaching us about protecting the planet. Just today we turned on every light, television set, and faucet before leaving our house. We have a real problem with leaving faucets running when we leave the house. And with pooping on the sofa. But that's actually good for the environment. Because it saves water.
