There are many things in this universe that frighten us: fat ladies on Rascals, the return of the poncho, Suri Cruise growing up to become our evil Scientological overlord, Hannah Montana fans, snakes. But we're pretty certain that the idea of Paris Hilton living for thousands and thousands of years trumps any creepy phobia anyone could ever think up. It would be even worse than every single person on Earth legally changing their name to a Grey's Anatomy style Dr. McSoandSo nickname. Our own Dr. McGossip, FemaleFirst, reports:
Paris Hilton wants to be frozen with her beloved pets when she dies.The hotel heiress is keen to live forever and has invested a large sum of money in the world's biggest suspended animation cemetery, Cryonics Institute.
She wants her body to be preserved and then brought back to life, along with her favourite pets, including her famous Chihuahua Tinkerbell and new mutt, Yorkshire Terrier Cinderella.
'The Simple Life' star said: "It's so cool. Almost all the cells in the body are still alive when death is pronounced.
"And if you're immediately cooled, you can be perfectly preserved.
"My life could be extended by hundreds and thousands of years."
Look, we're no Ted Williams fanatics or anything, so we don't know much about this freezing business, but we think Paris's logic is a bit fishy here. Sure, in the distant future there may be a cure for herpes or vadge rot or skankiness, but Paris is unlikely to die from those things. What if she (God forbid) lives till she's 112 and dies of old age? We can't really see that ever being medically reversible. Paris would be better off donating her brain to scientists so they could study the vast depths of her genius.
Is Paris Hilton naked at MrSkin.com? You betcha.
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Why wait, let's freeze her now. Imagine the marketing, "Paris Pops".
..and in the future our planet is made of sane,peaceful and morally caring people who reject and greatly resist reviving this worthless mess of trashy trouble? And of course there is Paris forgetting after you die you soul goes to God in heaven so all she is now is a empty mass of frozen corspe!
Oh, please. Like Paris has a soul.