There was a story floating around last week about Paris Hilton saying she wants to have a baby within the year. We ignored it because we figured once Paris saw Nicole Richie in her seventh or eighth month and realized that having babies means getting fat she'd abandon the idea and move on to trying to buy a pet penguin or something. But it appears someone already told her about the swollen midsection thing and she's found a way around it. Our own Miss Hannigan, FemaleFirst, says:
Paris Hilton wants to adopt four blond-haired girls.The hotel heiress, whose close friend Nicole Richie recently announced her pregnancy, reportedly wants to travel the world to find disadvantaged children she can give a home to.
A source told Britain's Closer magazine: "Paris has been saying, 'You don't need a husband to have babies.' There are babies in orphanages around the world, and she's hoping to find four girls with blonde hair and pretty eyes to whom to give the Hilton name."
The 26-year-old blonde, who has made no secret of her desire to become a mother, wants her future children to follow in her footsteps and become famous.
The source added: "She's been telling people, 'I want a brood of little mini versions of me.' I'll raise them to be the most famous women in the world."
Paris also wants her daughters to become models and is planning to launch her own line of children's clothing.
The source said: "She'll design a line of baby clothes. She sees her kids modelling from a young age."
We imagine Paris constructing a proper classroom in which she can teach her protÈgÈes the basics of Hilton living: how to apply lipgloss, how to pose with your hand on your hip, how to pretend you have the brainpower of a Pomeranian, how to tilt your head to best distract from the wonk, how to give the perfect blowjob. It'll be just like a Madeline book, with Paris as Miss Clavel.
