Paris Hilton: Produce Pelter

We do not pretend to have an insight into the vast empty spaces of Paris Hilton's mind. That's not particularly a place we want to spend our time. It would maybe beat the jungle where I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here is filming as a vacation destination, but that's about it. So why did she throw fruit at some lady who was chatting up her (now ex) boyfriend? We have no clue. Maybe she thought the girl looked hungry? Maybe Paris is going to make the fruititarian diet the next big trend? Page Six explains:

According to a spokesperson for Texas beauty queen Kendhal Beal, Paris went into "a tirade" because Beal was partying with Reinhardt, Hilton's beau of six months.

The rep told us, "Kendhal and a friend of hers ended up at Darkroom, where Doug and Brody Jenner were hanging out."

"Kendhal knows Brody and Doug, and so they were talking and catching up. They all took a shot and were watching the Lakers game," said the rep. "But Paris got word that Doug was at the bar, and she showed up and started going at it."

Beal's rep told Page Six, "Paris was picking up ice and fruit and throwing it at Kendhal — she was the victim. Kendhal did nothing offensive or aggressive. Paris was throwing accusations, calling her names. It was the same thing you always hear about Paris and her tirades."

We don't think that's how it went down. More likely Paris instructed a burly member of her entourage to throw detritus at Beal while Paris herself pouted into a compact mirror.