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For once we're going to do a story about extreme stupidity that involves Paris Hilton and Hilty isn't the one being a dumbass. We'd say that this backwardness would soon lead to stories about Paris Hilton not being a total skank, but we've already seen her myriad Halloween costumes, so that's not likely. Anyway, girl's gettin' sued. According to IMDB:
Paris Hilton is being sued by a woman who claims the blonde socialite 'stole' her look. The Simple Life star has been accused of causing "emotional distress" to fellow Californian, Nicolle O'Neill, who fancies herself as an inspiration to the party-loving heiress. In a bizarre personal injury complaint filed in Los Angeles Superior Court earlier this month, O'Neill alleges that she suffers psychologically because of Hilton and accuses the 26-year-old of ripping off her style, including fashion-related "patens" (sic) and "stiling" (sic) tips. Two pages of documents spell out specific charges against Hilton, including a claim that she stole O'Neill's idea to expose her underwear under her trousers. O'Neill also claims Paris swiped her idea to shop in vintage stores for retro dresses. Hilton has yet to issue a response to the allegations.
Poor Nicolle. Knowing that you're supposed to be the orange herpes farm with her hand on her hip and a wonk in her eye on the red carpet must be killing you. But, girl, if Paris deserves to be sued by anyone for flashing her beav cleav in public, it's us, the innocent gossip watchers who will never forget such a whorrific sight. Or maybe Sharon Stone.
Oh, and speaking of whorrific, here are a couple more Paris Halloween costumes for your perusal, because a world-class tramp can never limit herself to just one choice from the vast slutty _____ category.
Paris does more men before 8 AM than most people do all day. More pics of Army trollop Paris can be found at Yeeeah!
And Paris is always and forever without costume at MrSkin.com.