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Paris Hilton Makes Sex Tape, Freaks Sting

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Oft-nude Paris Hilton has been keeping a low profile since her breakup with a Madden. Sure, there was the nip slip that wormed its way into Repo! The Genetic Opera, but that was filmed long ago and doesn't count. So we're glad to hear she's over her self-imposed hussy exile and is back to doing what she does best: making sex tapes and wiping her ham tunnel on random famous guys. According to Fox, Paris is having a good time at Sundance, grinding on Sting:

Sting and the hotel heiress were happily dancing together when things got a little dirty and the moves turned into grinding. Apparently the photographers intentionally refrained from snapping the twosome to stop rumors from running rampant, although Stingís wife of almost 18 years, Trudie Styler, was present at the party and laughed the promiscuous performance off as ìa bit of good fun.î

Oh, and also the CEO of MySpace, says NYDN:

A source told the New York Daily News newspaper: ìThey were grinding each other on the dance floor forever, before lying together on a banquette. Then the couple began sucking face hard. They left out the back door, with her hand in his pants pocket.î

Although a MySpace spokesperson refused to comment on the story, an insider at the social networking website said: ìThis is what happens when altitude affects your brain. Theyíre just having fun.î

And there may be another Paris Hilton sex tape out there. Says The Sun:

PARIS HILTON made ANOTHER sex tape of herself, according to a new book.

The hotel heiress, 27, is "seen in a state of arousal in a New York taxi" in the footage, according to explosive new tome Six Degrees of Paris Hilton by MARK EBNER.

As well as the racy footage, he says there are also excerpts from Parisí grandmotherís funeral.

At this point, we think the funeral footage is probably more erotic than the sex tape. Everyone's seen Paris banging. Even inmates in solitary confinement are like, "Paris sex tape? Ehhhh, no thanks, I'll just sit here and play tic tac toe on my shin with a fingernail."

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  1. Posted January 23, 2009 at 2:01 pm | Permalink

    O'Yeah ! give it to us baby!

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