By now you know that Paris Hilton was sentenced to serve forty-five days in the clink for violating the terms of her DUI and driving on her suspended license. She's scheduled to begin her sentence on June 5th. Some folks would take the opportunity to spend time with loved ones, some would attempt an appeal, some would flee the country. Paris celebrated the only way she knows how, by allowing a gentle breeze to hold her dress aloft, brandishing her cotton-clad crotch as if it was a defiant middle finger waving at the justice system. Off the pigs!
After the cut, SEE more panties, HEAR about Paris's rep quitting, and LEARN who else had a run-in with the law this weekend. It's a multimedia adventure, like Dora the Explorer's PiÒata Party.
NME.com reports that:
Pete Doherty has been arrested on suspicion of possession of a Class A drug.
The Babyshambles frontman was stopped in a car by police officers in High Street Kensington, west London, on Saturday evening (May 5).
Doherty, who has appeared in court on a number of drugs charges in tn the last year, was taken to a police station and remanded on bail until June, reports the BBC.
Isn't it funny that Paris drives on a suspended license once and has to spend over a month doing hard time on a chain gang, and Pete Doherty has been arrested for crack and heroin over ten times now, and the English bobbies are all, "Oh, right, right, teddibly sorry, guv'nah, off you go, then," every time? Not that we're not rubbing our hands together with glee thinking about Paris stamping out license plates in the pen.
But Paris isn't the only victim of Licensegate. Her long-suffering publicist Elliot Mintz is stepping down after taking the blame for Paris driving. Like Lee Majors, he's the fall guy. Mintz released the following statement, from X17online.com:
THE DAY AFTER THE HEARING. I SENT PARIS AN E-MAIL EXPRESSING MY SADNESS OVER THE RULING OF THE JUDGE AND THE IRRATIONAL SENTENCE HE IMPOSED. IN THAT E-MAIL I ALSO OFFERED MY SINCEREST APOLOGY FOR ANY MISUNDERSTANDING SHE RECEIVED FROM ME REGARDING THE TERMS OF HER PROBATION. TO THE EXTENT THAT I HAVE MUSCOMMUNICATED INFORMATION I RECEIVED FROM HER ATTORNEYS……I AM DEEPLY AND PROFOUNDLY SORRY. I TOLD HER THAT I ASSUME PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY FOR MY PART IN THIS MATTER.
I BELIEVE WHEN PARIS STATED IN COURT THAT SHE BELIEVED IT WAS O.K. FOR HER TO DRIVE UNDER CERTAIN CIRCUMSTANCES SHE WAS BEING ABSOLUTELY TRUTHFUL.
DUE TO THIS MISUNDERSTANDING, I AM NO LONGER REPRESENTING PARIS.
Sic on the spelling errors and all caps–that's Mintz's doing. Apparently he is a 13-year-old girl on AOL chat. Looks like we've found the real wordsmith behind Lindsay's "be adequite" Blackberry Letter of Truth.
Here's Paris (via IDLYITW) and her fruitless attempt to convince us of her innocence via white lace babydoll and Heidi braids. Nice try, but the near-vadge kinda throws it off.
UPDATE: Oh, hey, look. Paris is smoking a j.
Paris is even nakeder at MrSkin.com.
