Just yesterday we were complaining about the lack of celebrity bikini shots. But perhaps Leighton Meester’s tender, succulent rump on the beach has sparked a celeb ass-off. We’ll soon see shots of every seat in Tinseltown sneaking out from behind spandex. First up, the ass cheeks of Paris Hilton, who’s all like, “Gossip Girl? I am the original gossip girl. Without me, that Blair would just be some sad little rich girl who’s never even had her own movie. Hell, I had a whole movie named after me! Who is she to think she’s better than me? Look at this ass! Look at it! Now! I’ll even give you a little crack so you know it’s an ass and not a pair of lumpy throw pillows stuffed down there. Where’s your ass crack, Meester? What, are you above public nudity? Are you too modest to show anything more than a little undercheek? Pony it up, Leighton. We’re waitin’.” Obviously when it comes to lack of modesty, Paris is the winner of any challenge. The only thing she hasn’t shown us are her herpes sores.
