Paris Hilton Votes and Slips Nip. We Vote for Nip Slips.

First we'll check in on our old friend, the Paris Hilton nipple slip.

It's kind of like running into an old high-school buddy. Even though he's strung out on meth and smells like a dumpster behind a Chinese restaurant and is sort of upsetting to look at directly, you're still ultimately glad to know he's still alive.

And now on to the part where we explain that Paris Hilton is dumb. Again. MSNBC reports:

Paris Hilton not only reads the Bible ó she also votes.

The ex-jailbird heiress ó who raised eyebrows when she told Larry King that she reads the Bible but couldnít single out her favorite part ó seems to have a similarly fuzzy passion for politics. While off camera, King asked Paris Hilton if she votes, according to a source.

Oh yes, Hilton responded.

When did you last vote, King asked according to the insider, who says that Hilton replied, ìLast year.î

When King wanted to know which election she voted in, Hilton explained, ìPresidential.î

ìI guess she forgot there was no presidential election last year,î quipped one amused source. ìShe was too busy reading the Bible.î

Our first thought was, "Oh, poor Paris, she doesn't even know what a president is." She was probably at Starbucks voting on which flavor or Frappuccino was most delicious. We're guessing she went with the busted cherry tart with an extra shot of dirty whore.

Paris wears more nipple slippable bikini at Dlisted.

And as always she wears no bikini at MrSkin.com.