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February 11, 2008 at 10:55AM

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Paris Sings, Blings, Take a Verbal Swing

It's early 2007 all over again: Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are scrappin'! Both of them showed up to Timbaland's pre-Grammy party on Saturday, and, according to our gossip vocal coach, FemaleFirst:

Sources claim Lindsay pointed at Paris and said: "What the hell is that bitch doing here? I didn't know she was on the list."

To which, Paris replied: "Fuck off, you bitch."

Lindsay and Paris were both hoping to convince Timbaland, who has worked with Justin Timberlake, Nelly Furtado and 50 Cent, to revive their faltering music careers.

A source added to Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "Both saw the party as an ideal way of getting him on side - but they didn't count on the other being there."

The skirmish did not come to blows, but we can only imagine that it would look a little like the showdown between Sigourney Weaver and the alien. Though would Paris or Lindsay be the hideous creature oozing toxic, diseased bodily fluids? It's a toss-up.

In other Paris news, denizens of Beantown, take heed: Paris Hilton has descended upon your burg, teeth bared, left eye dripping down her face, and tits a-poppin'. Stash your children down a well and hide your wieners! We have no idea why she was there, but she's armed with a microphone and a low tolerance for pom-tinis. On Thursday night, she showed up at The Estate and, after getting well into her cups, crabbed (we're leaving that typo just as it is, thanks) the microphone and warbled her "hit" "song" "Stars are Blind":

Apparently, stars as deaf as well. And stars are unable to keep their breasts firmly strapped inside their dresses. The one question we have is in regards to that eye-singeingly blingulous watch. Is that a dollar sign? Knowing Paris, those are most likely real diamonds, but does that even matter when it looks like something she picked up at the 33rd St. swap meet along with a fuzzy Scarface blanket and a Betty Boop windshield decal?

Is Paris naked at MrSkin.com? Duh.

Related Topics: Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, boobs, booze, music

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MEOW! Why is BRATTY BRITNEY SPEARS starting a vicious cat fight with INNOCENT LINDSAY LOHAN over RORY EMERALD? I just heard this on the news. If Lindsay really is pregnant with Rory's baby, Britney should leave Lindsay alone. If Britney keeps fighting with Lindsay, Britney could cause Lindsay to have a miscarriage. Unborn children need "special attention." I hope Lindsay and Rory have a healthy baby. I also hope Lindsay stays away from Britney.

Posted by: Morgan Kensington | February 11, 2008 04:50 PM

Paris didn't learn from all her mistakes.. She out there being a bitch and her envy and spite is overwhelming her sense. She is insante and is one woman who deserves a beat down from her victim.. and she's gonna get it eventually from having too many enemies and not necessarily a female if you get my drift.

Posted by: Buzzkut | February 11, 2008 08:59 PM

She is one crazy mean witch who is going to get a beat down humilation from one of her many enemies. Lindsay is just as bad talent wise and unreliable still but she doesn't go after people with spite and envy revenge like Paris does.

Posted by: Buzzkut | February 11, 2008 09:02 PM