Be Paris Hilton's BFF. We're Sure It Won't Be As Bad As It Sounds.

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Paris Hilton has had pretty bad luck with friends. Nicole Richie deserted her in an effort to be normal. She seemed to trigger Britney Spears's crazy gene, with unbelievable consequences. And Kim Kardashian's ass got sick of battling with Paris's feet for the title of most comically large appendage and bailed. So now Paris is on a hunt for new meat that she can mold into a slightly less attention-worthy version of herself. And that new meat could be you! MTV sent out the following casting call for Paris's upcoming reality show:

Do you long to strut into the world's most elite hotspots without a care in the world except how fabulous you are? Ever wish the velvet ropes didn't exclude you from the social circles of the A-List? How about the fantasy of jet setting around the world with the ultimate BFF, whose fierce style, charisma and star power is only matched by your own.

Now that's hot! MTV is giving the opportunity of a lifetime to one girl or “fabulous” guy who has what it takes to become Paris Hilton's new BFF. Finally, you have the chance to show the world that you have what it takes to achieve social stardom; allowing you unprecedented access to young Hollywood as never before. Loves It!

Doron Ofir Casting is seeking “Hot Bitches” and “Fabulously Fierce Guys” who are at least the age of 21 and appear under 30.

Are you sick and tired of envying the social icons? Will you be the next pop-arazzi obsession and quintessential star of the red carpet? Prove it bitches!

What must the requirements be for being Paris Hilton's best friend? You're pretty, but not too pretty, thin, but not too thin, really good at holding Paris's discarded dog when cameras aren't around, and able to vouch for Paris's innumerable good deeds. "Like, we totally went to Africa last week. They really needed us there. We gave them autographed pictures and samples of Paris's new perfume and they were so grateful. We probably cured malaria or something. There aren't any pictures, though, because we wanted the focus to be on the children." Also, we can't wait to see 32-year-old Tara Reid audition for Paris's BFF. "I do too look under 30, bitches. My plastic surgeon told me just yesterday that I don't look a day over 26! . . . Do you guys have any of the Paris Hilton canned champagne around here?"

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Re Hilton’s visit to the school in South Africa; I’ve worked with charitable organizations and this is not how people handle themselves in these situations. Those numerous pictures she posed for were in extremely poor taste…a blatant photo-op. And distributing photos of her in a bikini to small children??? This poser doesn’t have a genuine bone in her body, much less a mind. Period.

Posted by: Maye | March 27, 2008 12:24 PM

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