We're pretty sure that Paris Hilton has about as much personality as a toy doll–a little more than Barbie, but a lot less than Kid Sister. And amazingly enough, naked boobs don't really add much to her appeal. You could plop a pair of tits on a dining room chair and they'd be about as interesting. So Paris Hilton in a bubble bath repeatedly muttering "Whaaa?" and "Huh?" and "I'm hot" is not exactly a revolutionary entry in the celebrity-sex-tape genre. For one thing, there's no sex. At all. Paris doesn't even get friendly with the shower nozzle. But if you get off on sudsy mam sacks attached to a vacuous mass of flesh, here you go. But you might want to turn the sound down, as the one time that Paris actually utters more than two syllables might ruin your fantasy that she's a Real Doll magically given the art of motion by Mr. Wizard or Professor Dumbledore or some such magical creature.
