Remember when Paris Hilton was all dick-sucking famous and everyone paid attention to her and found her interesting? And she had this friend who was sort of dumpy and awkward but had loads of dough from her famous daddy, so Paris helped her out by making a TV show with her? Yeah, that was a long time ago. And now (inexplicably) everyone is more interested in Nicole Richie than they are in Paris, because Nicole has a baby, and those things are so rare and coveted that they turn normal humans into gods in Hollywood. If only Paris would have a baby, maybe she'd seem slightly more interesting than a rotten banana again. Plus, it would complete her Jennifer Jason Leigh-ing of Nicole. According to Page Six:
NEW mom Nicole Richie is constantly cooing over her love of suburban life – at least she was until best friend Paris Hilton moved in next door. Richie lives with baby daddy Joel Madden in Glendale, Calif., and Joel's twin brother, Benji Madden, who now dates Hilton, lives next door. Friends of Richie told Page Six recently, "Nicole moved out there to get away from the paparazzi, but when Paris calls them they come to her quiet street and disrupt everything. She's getting a little fed up."
We find this friend's claims a little dubious. We believe that Nicole isn't stoked to have Paris as a neighbor, but we don't think it's because of the paparazzi. Just imagine: Nicole and Joel have put little Harlow to bed and retired to their bedroom to light a fire and eat some chocolate-covered strawberries. Just as they begin to get down to mommy-daddy time, they hear an energetic, repeated knock on the window, only to see Paris peering in, waving with one hand and holding Chutes & Ladders in the other. Terrifying.
Paris Hilton. Naked. At MrSkin.com.
And Nicole gets sexy there too.
