Like the genital linking of Kimberly Stewart and Tommy Lee, the commingling of herpes strains between Paris Hilton and Cisco Adler was inevitable. TMZ reports:
The scariest scene at Guy's karaoke night on Tuesday wasn't Paris "singing," it was her make-out session with ballsy Cisco Adler! Nuts!A TMZ spy spotted Hilton and Mischa Barton's grungy ex-boyfriend kissing all over each other at the club last night, with Paris going so far as to give Adler a little lap dance. Careful of the boys!
When she wasn't getting randy in the crowd, Paris graced the stage with a rendition of "Bette Davis Eyes," followed by a medley of her hit "Stars are Blind."
This is the universe trying to punish us, isn't it? Now we're never going to get the image of Paris Hilton trying to slurp up Cisco's enormous, pendulous balls like a couple of oysters on the half shell out of our head.
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I didn't have a problem with Oysters being stuck in my head until that last paragraph. Now I can't stop shaking and crying…the imagery is horrible…