The Hollywood Poop

Paris Hilton Loses Shit, Gets Publicity, Repeats

Paris Hilton manages to employ her own nip-slip patrol, yet she is unable to keep up with the bills for her storage facility. She totally deserves to see her used sex toys all over eBay.

Paris has such a large cache of sex toys, erotic diaries, and personal fuck films that she needed a whole storage locker to contain them. What we know is that the contents of said storage space have been sold to a third party, and depending on which wannabe newspaper you believe the sale was either due to a ìbureaucratic foul-upî or Paris's inability to keep up with her payments. Paris's former belongings are now in the possession of David Hans Schmidt, who plans to auction off the lot for at least $20 million. According to the L.A. Times:

"Schmidt said the items include 18 diaries whose pages recount sexual dalliances, celebrity encounters and other adventures; photographs of Hilton in a number of locales, such as St. Tropez and "wild parties" on yachts and in private homes; computers; clothing; videos; and furniture. Schmidt also said there were "sex toys" found in the locker."

$20 mil seems a fair price for the chance to use Paris's custom-designed Nick Carter-shaped dildo. We wonder if Schmidt will throw in a complimentary VD screening with the lot.

Paris is always naked at MrSkin.com.

Share This:

Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post. Both comments and trackbacks are currently closed.

© CelebNewsWire.com 2004-2010