Let us preface this story by saying that we do not at all believe that it is true. Dubious source + story that's too good to be true = bored National Enquirer writer living out high-school revenge fantasies via Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton. But the idea of this story had us laughing out loud, so here we go. The Enquirer claims (via Celebitchy):
Lindsay Lohan tried to make peace with Paris, leaving voice mails explaining that she wanted to call a truce.But Paris refused to call back. Finally, she responded in her usually classy way.
ìShe had her assistant call Lindsay and leave fart sounds on her voice mail,î a close source told The Enquirer.
Actually, now that we think about it, this story does make a little bit of sense. Paris surely has the time to think up and carry out such a revenge tactic. It's probably what she does while the rest of us are working. Plus, we can really envision Paris standing next to her assistant barking instructions. "No, that doesn't sound farty enough. Make it wetter."
