Paris Hilton: Not a Bastion of Truth

You'd think a girl who has X17 on speed dial would know a thing or two about manipulating the media to only say positive things about her. But not Paris Hilton. Apparently she's hoping that Page Six has no follow through. The rag reports:

SAY this for Paris Hilton - she actually believes the lies she tells. Yesterday, the celebutard claimed on her blog to "set the record straight" and denied our stories about her moving next to Nicole Richie and trying unsuccessfully to buy a dog from a Melrose Avenue pet store. But having dealt with Hilton for years, we know better than to take her word for anything. When we saw her several years ago ordering vodka with no ice, she later insisted it was water. It wasn't. When we wrote that her ring from ex-fiancé Paris Latsis was a fake, she vowed to send us a certificate of authenticity. She never did. When we wrote that the parents of her ex, Stavros Niarchos, refused to meet her or be in pictures with her, she vowed to send us the photos, but they never came. When we wrote that she once smoked marijuana in front of our staff, she said she'd take a drug test. We're still waiting. No wonder that now, even the least suspicious of flacks won't rep her. So, Paris, we'll leave you with this: Just because you say something doesn't make it true.

So you mean when Paris looks into her mirror at night and chants: "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am the fairest girl of all. And the richest. And the thinnest. And the sexiest. And the prettiest. But most of all the smartest" it's not necessarily true? What can we believe in this world if not the solemn word of Paris Hilton?


Paris Hilton might not be truthful, but she is naked at MrSkin.com, which is way better.