Wigger, meet crotch chiggers. Kevin Federline and Paris Hilton partied together this past weekend. People reports:
The unlikely duo of Kevin Federline and Paris Hilton caused heads to turn in Las Vegas over the pre-New Year's weekend. On Sunday, the duo partied together for the second night running. Both were in town to host separate New Year's Eve parties ñ hers at LAX, his at Tangerine ñ but each name attraction started celebrating early, hitting LAX on Saturday and Pure Nightclub on Sunday. A source close to Federline told PEOPLE that the two hung out in Hilton's room Saturday after leaving the club.
We don't know about that, People. This picture (and pictures don't lie, no matter what Jennifer Love Hewitt says) depicts Paris, her face a slackened canvas of longing, rubbing what we assume is her crotch or possibly ass on a befauxhawked Federline's person. And to his credit, K-Fed looks completely uninterested. The same cannot be said for the man behind Paris, freaking her with intense concentra–wait. Is that Alan Thicke?
