If, this morning, you woke up with a feeling of general unease, and for some strange reason felt like a small tit might fall out of a dress somewhere near your person, or that you were mere seconds away from hearing a small, breathy voice chant, “I got fucked in the butt for coke”, it wasn’t your imagination–Paris Hilton was freed from jail. Hollyscoop reports:
Dressed casually in dark denim and a short-sleeved top, Paris made no statement but she was obviously ecstatic as she walked down a paparazzi-lined path to a waiting car where she was hugged by mom Kathy.
The Hiltons left quickly towards their exclusive Bel Air mansion but were followed by several vehicles full of paparazzi’s. There’s no word yet on what Paris actually did on her first night as a free woman.
We’re no experts, but we think she did some shirtless swimming, running, and soldier-taunting, possibly in crisp white pantaloons. Who knows, man, we’re baked.
UPDATE: along with shoe polish tattoos and homosexual experimentation, another popular prison pastime is pencil drawings. Here’s one Paris made for TMZ.com, which looks a lot like the art our 10-year-old cousin does, only with 95% less Bratz.
