Elisha: What am I doing here in a car with Paris Hilton? The last thing I remember I was on the set of 24, I think I was with some kid and running from a crazy wife-beating maniac. It was 2002. And then today I wake up and the Hello Kitty calendar above my vanity table says it's 2006, and Paris Hilton is calling me and asking me to party. What happened to the last four years? I thought by 2006 I would have starred in a few really awesome movies, had my own TV series, maybe posed in Playboy. But I find myself here. Next to a shemale with polyester hair who smells like Vagisil and cheese fries. And she tells me we were in a movie together. I do not remember this at all. Maybe she was at that crazy party at Keifer's house and kidnapped me and has been stuffing me full of roofies and controlling my life. Man, my career is totally fucked. I just hope she remembered to put panties on me today."
More pics of 'Ris and 'Lish can be found at Hollywood Tuna.
Paris is naked at MrSkin.com.
While Elisha is demurely sexy.
