Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan are in talks to star in a sitcom together.Jeez, source, as long as you're making up completely unbelievable stories that have about 0.000007% chance of ever coming true, why don't you throw in some really steamy details? Why not have Paris, Lindsay, and Britney pitching the script to an HBO executive who looks eerily like young Jenna Jameson after the trio spent night after night locked in a room sweating over script ideas? And as long as you've got them in that room, why don't you make sure that the central heat is broken so that the room stays a balmy 92 degrees for the girls' entire meeting? That way it's just a hop and a skip to full-on nude lesbian sex between Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan. That's really what the viewers of HBO want anyway.
US TV network HBO are reportedly keen to sign up the blonde trio - who used to be close friends and were regularly seen partying together in 2006 - to appear as flatmates struggling to make it big in Hollywood, in what has been described as a cross between 'Friends' and 'Ugly Betty'.
A source revealed to Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "The chemistry between them will be electric.
"They were very close and have had their ups and downs in the Los Angeles party world but they have overcome those problems now. They can draw from their experiences for the sitcom."
Show chiefs are said to have approached 'Extras' star Ricky Gervais and 'Desperate Housewives' creator Mark Cherry to pen the script, which will see the trio playing characters inspired by themselves.
The source added: "Paris will play a fashion designer who will try anything to get her outfits noticed.
"Britney's character is an aspiring singer, but her unusual song lyrics stop her from hitting the big time. "Lindsay will be a little like Joey from 'Friends' - obsessed with men and food."
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Yeah I can see it now... Lindsey pulling a Shannon Doherty act after the second episode, Britney half-nekkid and curled up on the bed crying about her career, and Paris hogging the camera talking about how she's just SO hot and the other two are just there to make her even hotter.
Posted by: meh | October 28, 2008 12:10 PM
The only time those three would ever look good together would involve a pool of jello.
Posted by: Master Shake | October 28, 2008 03:48 PM