We're pretty sure there was a time when the sight of Paris Hilton in a bikini was exciting or interesting or boner inducing. We're just having a really hard time (and, no, we didn't mean it in that way) remembering such an era. But perhaps you are not as sexually desensitized as we are (we blame Britney's shorn clam for turning us into an unarousable Morrissey-like sadsack), in which case, please, enjoy the site of an ex-convict in a bikini! Oh, and if that doesn't do it for you, you can also learn what spoooky hidden messages were contained in Paris's Larry King interview.
Some folks who like listening to peopleís conversations backwards have been playing Paris Hiltonís interview with Larry King in reverse and listening for hidden messages. The conclusions of ReverseSpeech.com is that when King asks Hilton about former best friend Britney Spears, if you listen carefully to Hiltonís response, it sounds somewhat like, ìSnake, her soul is sick.î And what did she learn from her time in jail? Her backwards answer: ìName bigger.î
So we're supposed to believe that Paris was not only able to form words into sentences that made some semblance of sense forwards, but that she's also smart enough to infuse those words with secret hidden messages that can only be heard when she talks backwards? Well, we did believe her that one time she told Oprah that she holds a degree in quantum mathematics from MIT. No one lies to Oprah. Except James Frey. But that guy's a total ass.
Find more of Paris's possibly sexy bikini at Hollywood Tuna.
And Paris is less clothed at MrSkin.com.
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What a saggy arsed, ugly looking thing. If she was layin on an Aussie beach, apart from most people not knowing her, they would call the World Wildlife Fund.