Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Until your best friend starts sleeping with your babydaddy's twin brother. Then it's the sincerest form of creepery. Professional gadabout Paris Hilton is apparently dating Benji Madden, the identical bro of Joel Madden, the man who put a baby in Nicole Richie. The relationship is brand new (like, a week), but the pair are said to be getting very cozy very fast, odd considering his very recent breakup with Australian actress Sophie Monk. According to a source close to the Good Charlottes:
"He is really happy with Paris and has already been telling all his friends she is the one. He says he can really see himself ending up with her for good."
That's very sweet and all, but can you imagine bedding down with an adult male who willingly goes by the name BENJI? It's not exactly the type of moniker one can imagine screaming out at the apex of passion. "Do me, Benji! Cram it in, Lassie! Hammer me like a dirty $2 hooker, Rin Tin Tin!"
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