Paris Hilton Finds a New Victim Friend

Paris Hilton has a very short attention span. While she tried to overcome this fault by getting faux punk cooties from Benji Madden, a girl's got to roam. Roam right into the ooey, gooey, cheesy arms of Stamos Nachos. And now that Paris is free to party as she pleases, she's taken another young blonde pop tart into her metaphorical vaginal folds for some much needed guidance. Guidance that will likely include gems like "Panties are for prudes" and "Don't sleep with that guy; he has crabs (itches crotch)." We think it's highly unlikely that Avril Lavigne will repeat Britney's Cooter Fest '06, even if she has split from her Canuck mall punk husband, but who knows. Maybe Avril's carefully orchestrated "Fuck all you norms, I'm an individual" attitude paired with Paris's powers of coercion and love of wide open beavers will collide into a nice repeat performance. But Avril will have to try really, really hard if she wants to upstage Britney. Maybe some exposed anus would do the trick. Or maybe a not-quite-developed set of cock and balls.


See Paris Hilton nude at MrSkin.com.

You can get a load of Avril Lavigne's ass crack too.