Paris Hilton may not be taking in a brood of needy towheads, but she is indeed helping, like the girl in the Shake n' Bake ad of yore. The burnt umber heiress tells E! Online that come November, she headed to Rwanda to do . . . something:
"There's so much need in that area, and I feel like if I go, it will bring more attention to what people can do to help. I want to visit more countries where poverty and children's issues are a big concern. I know there's a lot of good I can do just by getting involved and bringing attention to these issues."
When we saw the headline "Paris Hilton Brings Aid to Africa" we thought it said "Paris Hilton Brings AIDS to Africa" and we thought, "Yeah, that sounds about right. But don't they have plenty of that already?" Oh, what a morning we've had! AIDS jokes and Holocaust gas jokes all in the same day? Ah, CelebNewsWire. We're such a class act. We'd fart to lighten the mood, but Tom Cruise would fire us from life.
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