Paris Hilton Addicted to Something Other Than Her Own Image

People become addicted to many things: drugs, alcohol, cigarettes, shopping, that one really expensive hooker who doesn't give you a disgusted look when you tell her what you want to do to her. But not Paris Hilton. She's more complicated. She's addicted to skydiving. We guess Valtrex doesn't count as an addictive substance. Sayeth IMDb:

Paris Hilton is "addicted" to skydiving - after throwing herself out of a plane to celebrate her birthday last year.

The 27-year-old socialite is known for teetering around in high heels and skimpy outfits in the Hollywood party scene.

But Hilton insists she's become an adrenaline junkie since taking part in her first parachute jump in February 2007.

She says, "I went for my birthday last year and got addicted, it's so much fun. I was (terrified) but it's such a rush, it's really thrilling."

Ooooh, we bet this is subtle promotion for her second album. You know, the one that she recorded even though not one single person who has ever stepped inside the offices of Warner or Sony or whatnot has agreed to sell the thing. The first single will be a modern-day re-imagining of Robert Palmer's "Addicted to Love" called "Addicted to Strapping on a Parachute then Jumping out of an Airplane and Pulling the Ripcord before My Very Important and Genius Brains Get Splattered all over the Ground." Sure, maybe not the catchiest title in history, but we hear Paris has been really into Panic at the Disco lately, so it makes sense. And obviously it will be brilliant, especially the video, with lots of black-dress, red-lipstick-wearing Parises dancing behind a white-shirted singing Paris. Genius.


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