It's our third straight day of Paris Exposed, just in case you were wondering about the extent to which a Paris may be exposed. Many more pictures and documents have been spread, like Paris's storied herpes of yore, throughout the internet this weekend, and although it's impossible to feign any interest in more pictures of Paris choking on a one-hitter, we were definitely about to lift our weary eyes to the screen long enough to take a passing interest in the picture of Cisco Adler sans clothing. The operative phrase there being "long enough", which you'll note after the not-safe-for-work (and, possibly, not-safe-for-retinas) cut.
Those things are vaguely reminiscent of two old boxing gloves strung together and haphazardly strung over a doorknob. We never thought we'd be grateful to Cisco Adler, let alone grateful to Cisco Adler's low-hanging ballbag, but anything that provides a visual break from 602 straight hours of Paris footage is commendable.
DrunkenStepfather.com is your one stop shop for the latest round of Parisfully exposurous pictures, while FadedYouth boasts the fabled miscarriage bill and a letter from Pops Hilton that includes the soon to be immortal line: "Mom and I created the Uptown & Downtown fragrances to give you girl's credibility and have you taken more serious."
Meanwhile, Girls Gone Wild dude/human stool sample Joe Francis, who is featured in several of the photos and videos, is claiming that he and Paris have "assembled a legal team" and that
"We're pissed and I feel for Paris right now. She's been victimized yet again," Francis told The Post yesterday. "We want this thing down and we're seeking monetary damages."
Joe Francis suing someone for releasing videos of a girl flashing her boobs repeatedly? The world's gone topsy-turvy.
There's more exposure of Paris at MrSkin.com.
